Can marijuana increase YOUR intelligence?

Can marijuana increase your intelligence? The answer can be quite difficult. For some it may be true that cannabis can impair or reduce short term memory (temporarily). For example you smoke too much weed and ate all the food in the fridge. When you wake up the next morning and walk over to the fridge you come to the realization that all the food in the house has been consumed. Was there a break-in? Hungry thieves perhaps? Or maybe your ex came over and secretly took all your food? Then you feel it, your stomach gets queezy and starts making some funny sounds. Grr-glug-grppp. You run to the bathroom and excrete what only seems like a truck-load of brown sludge. Ten minutes go by, and your still busy emptying out the contents of your tummy. You now know who ate all the food, as you start to recall all the chocolate you ate and ice cream and candies and chips. That left over meal from two weeks ago? Ya, you guessed it! You ate, that too!

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The epiphany moment where you don’t feel too smart, hits ya. How could anyone possibly consume so much food? You accept what has happened and decide to carry on with your day. At around noon you feel like it’d be a good idea to smoke a little joint. You get your rolling papers and your weed and you begin busting up the nugs. You finish rolling your joint and reach into your pocket for your lighter. Ok, you reach into your other pocket, still searching for your lighter. You check both your back pockets, to no avail. You decide to give it another go, so you check all your pockets once again. Still, nothing! You think to yourself, okay, third time’s the charm! Still, nada.

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So you begin searching in the cracks of the couch. Under the couch. Every drawer. But there’s no sign of a lighter anywhere in sight. Now you’re hungry, slightly moody and in desperate need of some chronic relief! You decide that your best bet is to head down to the store and kill two birds with one stone. So you grab your groceries and a pack of lighters, and get back to the task at hand.

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This sort of struggle is very real for many pot smokers! But is it really all that bad? In comparison to most people’s problems on a day-to-day basis yours actually seems like a bit of a blessing! Millions of people suffer from various ailments that restrict them from being able to get up off the couch and make it to the fridge in the first place. Many around the world have no roof over their heads, no food in their fridge. Many could BENEFIT from marijuana, however they have limited or no access to the magical herb. Some simply can’t afford it.

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With that being said, and all points being considered. You are actually better off then most, and to think earlier your biggest problem was that you couldn’t find your lighter. So, let’s go back to the question in the title. Can marijuana increase intelligence? Perhaps not, but that limited time of short term memory impairment can make you feel a little stupid. Do you actually become stupid? Well that’s another question, and the answer is, NO!

 

Marijuana consumption on a regular basis actually creates a white sort of film that coats the space between your brain and your skull. As soon as you stop smoking that film begins to reduce almost instantaneously. Even though this film may be the cause of your temporary memory impairment, it can actually be quite beneficial and could possibly play a major role in preventing mental illness or even Alzheimer’s at a later age! The coating has been shown to protect the brain from injury as well! For example, an individual who was a regular marijuana smoker had his skull smashed in from behind. This resulted in several major skull fractures, major brain injury, shattered vertebrae and his brain was squished to the point where it had nowhere to bleed out of, except from his ears. He seizured to death, however luckily was revived and had a second chance at life. Today that individual should be in a paralyzed or paraplegic state, however he is in full health both mentally and physically. As a matter of fact, the article you are currently reading is written by that very individual.

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Has weed made me smarter? Maybe, not. Did it coat my brain with a white film that potentially saved my life? I sure think so! At the end of the day, all I can say with complete certainty is that weed may have impaired my short term memory. However, in the long run I believe it opened my mind to new thoughts, it helped me explore and understand the world around me, as well as the world within. To top it all of, it may have lessened the likelihood of me ever getting Alzheimer’s, oh and it cushioned my brain from a potentially fatal blow, that would have definitely killed the average human being!

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Where To Get Weed

Where Do You Get Weed Without Getting Ripped Off?

This is a question a lot of Canadians ask their self.  Its very difficult to get a medical marijuana card if you do not live in British Columbia.  Most doctors will choose to have you take pharmaceuticals instead of a herbal remedy, but what else is new.  That’s a doctors job, to use pharmaceuticals.  A naturalistic doctor uses herbs and natural remedies so try that.  You will have to pay cash for your visit though because natural medicine is not covered by Canadian health care.
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Where Do You Get Weed?

You can find many places in all large cities in Canada that sell weed.  But if you are a professional, trying to find weed from a dealer not smart.  First of all, how do you know they are not going to just take your money and run off?  How do you know they are not desperate and willing to shoot or stab someone for a few dollars?  You dont, so buying weed on the street is dumb and should never be done.  If you already know someone, you are good, but finding someone these days is risky business.

Where To Buy Marijuana Online

The best way to find good weed is to buy it online.  Yep!  Buy it online.  You may think this is even riskier but its actually the safest way to buy weed.  As long as you are buying from a real business and not someone who is out to steel your money.  A good thing to do is check to see how long the website has been around for.  If the website is brand new you might want to do a little more diligence.  The website BuyWeedOnline.ca has been around for almost 2 years and has 100% happy customers.

You probably wont find many reviews because online weed websites are still not exactly legal and a lot of Canadians are still worried about having their names associated with marijuana and that’s fine.  But if you do check out our website you will find a lot of people actually do make comments.  If you check out our Facebook page you will see that McChronalds is the best choice for quality bc bud that you can order online.

Trusting An Online Weed Website

You can find other outlets online that do offer marijuana online but after speaking with many of my customers that have tried them my findings were not so good.  They either were simply ripped off, or received herbal stuff that wasn’t even weed and is basically the same as being ripped off.  Ronald McChronald promises that if you order from McChronalds at buy weed online you will always receive a professionally grown product.

Now if you are going to try buying weed online, just remember it comes in the mail.  Packages and letters do go missing from time to time.  So if you are thinking about sending you last $120 away for weed, you better pay an additional $14 for express shipping and a tracking number.  This will ensure that you can see your package on its ways and greatly decreases the chances of it being lost in the mail.

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How Do I Safely Consume Marijuana / Cannabis / Weed?

How Do I Consume My Marijuana?

Ways To Consume Cannabis

Smoking A Marijuana Cigarette

Smoking A Joint

How To Smoke Your Marijuana

Smoking cannabis is by far the best way to get high, but may not be the best way to treat your medical conditions side affects like eating, sleeping, and lowering blood pressure.  When you smoke cannabis, it is directly absorbed by your lungs going directly to your brain.  This causes a quick high, and fast relief of most medical conditions negative symptoms.

How To Roll A Marijuana Cigarette

In order to roll a marijuana cigarette or a “Joint”, you will need a few things.

  1. Scissors
  2. Rolling Papers “Zig Zag White”
  3. Business Card or Thin Cardboard “Remove Ink & Shiny Stuff”
  4. Marijuana / Cannabis / Pot / Weed / Dank / Stupid Stuff

A) The first thing you want to do is take apart the bud and remove all the hard sticks and stems.  If you do not do this you will taste it and possibly will break threw the paper rendering the marijuana cigarette useless.

B) Once you remove all the bud from the stock/stem, you need to cut it up very well, like tobacco almost.  Spend a minute or two cutting up the bud really by placing small pieces between your thumb and pointer finger using the scissors to cut the bud held between your fingers.  Another easier way to do this especially if you have week hands is to use a shot glass.  Place the broken up small pieces of bud into the shot glass and place the scissors in the shot glass.  Start chopping making sure you keep the weed in the shot glass.  I will want to bounce out but if you place your hand over top with the scissors between your other hands thumb and pointer you can keep it all in the glass without spilling any.  The other way is to get a weed grinder at your local head shop, or you can also go to Wall Mart and get a $15 coffee grinder.  They work great!  I prefer the scissors because I don’t loose any THC for my joint.

C) Once you have chopped up your weed extremely well, like dry oregano you get in a package you will get about 0.5g or

about a half a gram.  Take one paper out of the package and place your weed in the middle of the paper.  With your fingers scooped forward you and your thumbs pointing up, roll the weed inside the paper back and forward till it starts to form a cylinder.  Be very careful not to squeeze too tight or you will not be able to suck threw the joint.

D) Once you have rolled the weed into a cylinder and the paper is following the roll, flip the part with no glue into the corner of the opposite side of the cylinder rolling the weed into the paper like you would roll a person up in a carpet.  Lick the glue and roll it over sealing the cannabis cigarette and is now ready to smoke.

E) OPTIONAL:  Take a strip of cardboard or business card and roll it up into a filter.  Squeeze the filter into one end of the joint so its easier to smoke and you don’t end up with huge marijuana cigarette buts or “Roaches”

F) Light it using anything except a match.  The sulphur in the match will make your joint taste like chemicals.  Take a puff and inhale deeply holding your breath for at least 5 seconds.  Exhale, and take a few breaths to clear all the smoke out of your lungs.  Repeat the process 3 – 5 times and lightly put the joint out.  If you feel the need to further medicate your self repeat the process 3 – 5 more times and put the joint out again.  Repeat until pain is gone.

How To Smoke A Bong

Smoking A Bong

Smoking A Bong

In order to smoke a bong all you need a bong, lighter/matches, and some weed.  Simply place a small amount of weed inside the bong and light it.  Make sure to cover the shotgun hole.  Shotgun hole?  A shotgun hole is the hole at the back of the bong that allows you to empty the chamber in 1 quick hoot.

How To Eat Your Marijuana

You can eat marijuana just like you can eat a carrot only weed probably wont taste as good.  The most popular way people eat marijuana is to prepare baking butter infused with THC and CBD “active ingredients in marijuana”.  The other popular way is to make a tea just like you make your tea now in the morning, only you put weed in the tea cup with your tea bag.

Making Baked Goods

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Cannabis Cookies and Baked Goods

The best way to make baked goods with marijuana is to make butter.  In order to make cooking butter with cannabis, “Not To Be Confused With Smoking Butter (2 Completely Different Types Of Butter)”.  In order to make butter you will need a few things.

  1. At least 10 grams of marijuana.
  2. Pair Of Sissors / wisk / stuff around kitchen (Nothing special)
  3. Strainer
  4. Small Container or Mini Banana Bread baking dish
  5. 1 Full Brick Of Butter (1lb)
  6. Frying Pan
  7. Heat Source / Stove

A) Cut all the weed up as fine as you can get it.  I would recommend using scissors instead of a buster or grinder because we are trying to keep ALL the crystals and cannabanoids.  Make sure your weed is cut up as fine as coffee grinds.  If your hands are too week to cut it like that.  Trust me!  Ask anyone  20 – 50 years old to help you.  They will chuckle but guaranteed they are totally cool with what you are doing.

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Weed Butter

B) Place the brick of butter in a frying pan or small pot and put it on 3 – 4 on your stove.  Once the butter is fully melted and is bubbling pour all your cut up cannabis into it slowly.  Be careful!  This is hot butter and can splash up on you when you put the weed in.  Reduce the heat on the stove string, whisking, and what ever.  You could use what ever to stir.  I would cook the weed in the butter for about 5 minutes.  You DO NOT want the butter to burn or you will end up very disappointed.  So make sure if you decide to be inpatient and increase the heat you are on your own.  I’m sure if you are a cook you can regulate your heat from experience.  But for all you who do not know how to cook, just do it slowly on 3 – 4 on your stove.  After about 5 minutes the butter will be green and the weed will have lost most of its THC and CBD.  Use a strainer to remove the plant matter keeping only your weed butter.  Pour the hot butter into a small mini banana bread loaf pan or something to solidify your butter again.  Put the pan in the fridge, NOT the freezer.  Once solidified you have weed butter to cook with.  Simply follow recipe and use weed butter instead of regular butter.  Be careful if you use more than 10 grams in a batch of 12 cookies for example.  You should only have 1 cookie every 4 hrs.  You can make any baked good though.  I have been asked about spreading the butter on toast.  The only way I could get it down was with cinnamon and sugar added.

Making Tea

Its very easy to make tea.  Simply cut up your weed and put it in your tea cup.  Leave the weed in the cup.  Make sure your water is extremely hot!

How To Make A Suppository Out Of Marijuana

Marijuana Suppositories

Marijuana Suppositories

The only people I have ever heard of using suppositories of this type was for some type of cancer that was up their.  My grandfather has colon cancer but many other cancers exist in that region. The difference between the 3 types of suppository’s below is what chemicals are present.  To make a simple suppository just use the weed suppository recipe.  If you are really trying to target a specific medical condition the choice between THC and CBD is few extra steps previous to preparing weed suppository’s.

THC Suppository

In order to make a pure THC suppository you will need to remove the THC crystals from the plant.  To do this their is many ways.  I prefer to use ice and cold water.

CBD Suppository

***WARNING***

EXTRACTING CBD FROM CANNABIS REQUIRES THE USE OF EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS AND IS SO DANGEROUS I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EVEN TRYING THIS.  THE INFORMATION BELOW IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.

To make a CBD suppository you will remove the THC and only use the plant matter.  To remove the CBD from the marijuana you will need 99.9% alcohol like methanol.  Methanol evaporates completely with the help of water.  Here are the other ingredients you will need.

  1. 99.9% Alcohol “Methanol”
  2. Slow Cooker $9.99 at WalMart
  3. Strainer
  4. Saleable container

A) Once you have removed the THC crystals for your weed, you will need to place it in a container or jar.  Fill the jar with methanol and leave set.  You can shake or stir the jar regularly until you see the colour of the methanol turn dark green or even black if you have enough cannabis in it.

B) Once you see the colour of the methanol turn dark strain the plant matter out and pour the methanol in the slow cooker.

C) Place the slow cooker outside at least 15 feet from the house and turn on low with the cover OFF.

D) Pour about a cup of water in the solution and leave set until everything has evaporated and you are only left with sticky  tar or “Weed CBD Oil”.  Use a razor or bank card to scrape all the oil into 1 area.  Put the oil into a small glass jar that you can get at your local head shop.

Now that you have your weed oil CBD extract you need to freeze it and put it up your bum.  You can learn how to do that using the 4 steps below for making weed suppositories only using the CBD extract instead of butter.

WEED Suppository

In order to make a weed suppository you basically copy the recipe above for butter only make it much stronger.  You will go a few extra steps to make little plugs for your bung hole.  For this you will need to get creative but here was a thought I just had.  To make your suppository you will need the following.

  1. The recipe for cannabis butter above
  2. Lots of tin foil
  3. Bullet or HARD suppository shaped object
  4. Freezer

You will need to make a mould to put your butter in.  They do not need to be huge.  Your butt hole has lots of things that will absorb what ever you put up it.  So the basics here is that you are trying to get butter up your bum.

A) Make a mould by making balls of aluminium and cut them in half.  Place the bullet or mould in between the 2 half’s of the aluminium ball and squeeze the 2 halves over the mould.

B) Place tin Saran Wrap to line the mould

C) Fill 2 halves of mould with butter and let solidify 30%.  Place 2 halves together and freeze.  Once frozen stick it up you butt.

How To Vaporize Marijuana So I Don’t Get Smoke

Volcano Vapourizer

Volcano Vapourizer

Volcano

You can purchase a volcano for about $500 at your local head shop.

NO2 Vapourizer

NO2 Vapourizer

Others

The NO2 is a good hand held vaporizer.  They work will.  Every vaporizer works differently but all do the same thing.

How To Buy Weed Online?

How To Buy Weed Online

You can buy weed online with no problems these days if you live in Canada or some parts of the USA like Washington State.  One of the problems is that people are still scared, and because of that some organizations take advantage of that and simply take your money.  Others charge way too much, and a few send you really bad weed.  I will share a few secrets with you that will help you make the right decisions when purchasing marijuana weed online.

  1. How do you contact someone selling weed online?

  2. How do you pay for your order?

  3. How long should it take to arrive?

  4. How will it be delivered?

  5. Who & Where do you buy it from?

Who has enough balls to actually sell weed online anyway?

This is the question that everyone asks themselves who take the time to search for places to purchase bud online.  The facet is that this era has came.  Not only are people selling high quality AAA+ weed online, but the people who are buying it are actually receiving what they pay for and are happy.  On Monday August 20th 2013 the Canadian Police Union/Commission or whatever its called is voting against their own Government to stop wasting time, money, and resources going after pot smokers.  I’m not sure if the government realizes it but so many types of people from every walk of life both rich and poor smoke marijuana on a regular basis of 2 – 4 times per week.

One of the things you want to always know about the person you are buying from online is communication.

How do you contact someone selling weed online?

The best way is to ask them for contact information.  If the person you are trying to buy weed from won’t tell you anything about them that would be kind of weird.  It will be normal for them to not give you a name or make up a funny sounding name to be humours.  But i’m 100% sure no one selling weed online will give you their real name and thats ok.  What really matters is that they have a line of communication with you regardless if its a telephone number or an email address.  You should be treated like a customer of a professional business.  They should answer your emails, txt messages, and telephone calls and if their is no answer or an answering machine that they get back to you promptly.

I can assure you that no single person selling weed online would do so without a job so please remember that its not a real business although they should provide customer service like a real one.  They probably work during the day and depending on where they live will mean 1 – 4.5 hrs time difference so be patient.  If you come across a real online weed delivery service you should always expect a response within 24 hrs.

How do you pay for your order?

I have been told by many people that most of the places online ask you to send them cash in the mail?  That just sounds stupid!  Send cash in the mail?  That is not what you want to do.  If you send it in the mail you run the risk of it being lost.  “Yes, the mail order weed can be lost too, but thats later on”.

If who you are buying from is professional and setup to provide a good service, they will ask you for an e-transfer or “email money transfer”.  This is done by logging into your online banking and adding the weed guys email address as a payee.  Once you have done that you can simply email them the cash so the order is placed immediately.

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FYI!  If you try paying for weed with paypal or any other system routed through the USA it will be shut down and you will loose your money.  Trust me, it happened to me.


Pay with e-transfer threw your online banking and have no worries if your money arrives.

Pay with e-transfer threw your online banking and have no worries if your money arrives.

Pay for your weed order online with an e-transfer.  Do this by logging into your online banking and following the steps for email money transfers.

How long should it take to arrive?

If you call Canada Post you can ask them.  As long as the people you are ordering from are honest and reliable it should never be more than 10 business days.  And thats if you live somewhere remote.  Now Listen UP!  If you life way up in the arctic or on some remote island, you will expect delivery times much longer.  You will know this if you live somewhere where it takes forever for the mail to arrive.  If you are in a major city or not far from you are looking at
4 – 7 days delivery time with regular mail from anywhere in Canada.

Don’t ever bother asking for express delivery.  First of all its super expensive, if you are a medicinal user or mature professional connoisseur you will always make sure you never run out and are not in a panic to get more.   If you are thats kind of what a fien would do and I don’t think most people selling weed online want fiens as customers.

How will it be delivered?

It will be delivered straight into your mailbox like your power or water bill.  It will be in a sealed package to ensure it stays fresh and doesn’t stink up everything around it.  Never meet anyone you don’t know to buy weed!  If it shows up in your mailbox, you know the person delivering it is not a “bad guy”.  You will know he is a trusted public servant delivering you your yummy gummy buds.  This is probably the best part about ordering online is that when you find the right person to buy off of you don’t ever have to meet another shady person again.  You can just relax and have it delivered by your friendly neighborhood mailman. Yaaay!

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Who & Where do you buy it from?

The best place to buy it in Canada is from www.buyweedonline.ca owned by Ronald McChronald House.  McChronalds is dedicated to providing you with the highest quality AAA+ BC bud available grown by the guru growers of beautiful Victoria, British Columbia.  Vancouver may be the Mecca, but the Island is where the purest of the purest strains are cultivated and created.

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